Comfy tee for a dry spell

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I Want To Be On The Nice List But Everyone Is Just So Stupid is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I Want To Be On The Nice List But Everyone Is Just So Stupid sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for being useless in bed, for travelling home, and for a piss at 3am on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. I Want To Be On The Nice List But Everyone Is Just So Stupid carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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