Go-to shirt for a Monday morning meeting

Fabric, fit and sizing

The bacteria design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Lab Rat Reporting For Duty sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a 3am fridge raid, or on the way to banging your wife, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the bacteria design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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