It's Never Mannequin t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for a booty call

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Design: It's Never Mannequin

$16 $24

If you have been hunting for a its never mannequin tee, It's Never Mannequin is that shirt. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits sarcasm lovers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny its never mannequin t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with It's Never Mannequin is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each its never mannequin piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Good for a doctors waiting room and for the toilet at your in-laws, and honestly just as good for being useless in bed. A shirt for normal days. It's Never Mannequin carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the its never mannequin design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the its never mannequin artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?

It is one of the safer picks for sarcasm lovers. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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