The River Is Calling And I Must Row t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for the sofa

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Design: The River Is Calling And I Must Row

$16 $24

This is the The River Is Calling And I Must Row design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.

It suits coffee drinkers and introverts in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny the river is calling t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The River Is Calling And I Must Row is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of The River Is Calling And I Must Row sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a cold cup of tea, for clogging someone else's toilet, and for the post office queue on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for The River Is Calling And I Must Row. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the the river is calling design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The the river is calling artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

The the river is calling design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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