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Casual shirt for doing absolutely nothing
Design: I Love Goth Thots
Say it plainly with I Love Goth Thots, printed fresh for every single order. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the i love goth thots print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
The i love goth thots shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Good for sleeping in the wet patch and for banging your girlfriend, and honestly just as good for a booty call. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the i love goth thots design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the i love goth thots design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The i love goth thots artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
The i love goth thots design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.