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Design: Criminalize small talk
$16
$24
Criminalize small talk is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
What you get with Criminalize small talk is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every anti social order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before farting under the covers, or on the way to a meeting you could have skipped, rather than something saved for one day a year. The anti social artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the anti social design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the anti social lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Good odds. Sarcasm lovers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
