Go-to shirt for the post-curry shit

Fabric, fit and sizing

Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every bathroom humor order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a text you left on read, for doing absolutely nothing, and for walking the long way to avoid someone. If a shirt is not right, the bathroom humor design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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