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Throw-on tee for the shops
Design: Save the chubby unicorns
$16
$24
Save the chubby unicorns is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the africa print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each africa piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for the walk of shame and for farting under the covers, and honestly just as good for doing absolutely nothing. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for Save the chubby unicorns. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the africa design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The africa print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Good odds. Anyone with a dry sense of humour tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
