Be A Goldfish t-shirt by Artful Paws, throw-on tee for the airport

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Throw-on tee for the airport

Design: Be A Goldfish

$16 $24

This is the Be A Goldfish design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits coffee drinkers and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny animal t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Be A Goldfish is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Be A Goldfish sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a train replacement bus, for a birthday you did not want, and for a coffee run. The animal artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the animal design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The animal print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

For coffee drinkers, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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