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Throw-on tee for sunset on the deck
Design: Pretend I'm A Chocolate Bar
$16
$24
This is the Pretend I'm A Chocolate Bar design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the chocoholic print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. High-contrast art that holds up in bright sun and beach photos.
How it is made and shipped
Each chocoholic piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Packs flat in a holiday bag and dries fast after a swim. Good for a quickie and for a long sit on the toilet, and honestly just as good for an early ferry. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the chocoholic design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the chocoholic design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the chocoholic artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for pontoon captains?
It works well for pontoon captains. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
The chocoholic design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is it light enough for hot weather?
The classic tee is a summer weight cotton blend, and a tank top version is available if you want something lighter still.
