Easy outfit for a booty call

Design: Life Is Golden

$16 $24

Life Is Golden is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits beach goers and lake house crowds in particular, and it makes an easy present around summer holidays or lake weekends. If you have been searching for a funny life is golden t-shirt for beach goers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the life is golden print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. High-contrast art that holds up in bright sun and beach photos.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Life Is Golden sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Packs flat in a holiday bag and dries fast after a swim. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a pool day, or on the way to the last day of the trip, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for Life Is Golden. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.