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Throw-on tee for farting under the covers
Design: I Choose Violence funny saying sarcastic
I Choose Violence funny saying sarcastic is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the bad boy print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each bad boy piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: the last day before payday, running errands, being useless in bed - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The bad boy artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the bad boy design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The bad boy artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
It works well for anyone with a dry sense of humour. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.