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Comfy tee for walking the long way to avoid someone
Design: I Closed My Book To Be Here
This is the I Closed My Book To Be Here design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.
Fabric, fit and sizing
I Closed My Book To Be Here is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every i closed my book order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for the post office queue and for taking a piss, and honestly just as good for a takeaway night. A shirt for normal days. The i closed my book artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the i closed my book design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the i closed my book lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
It works well for sarcasm lovers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.