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Design: Soon to be daddy
This is the Soon to be daddy design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the baby announcement print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every baby announcement order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a meeting you could have skipped, for a nap you did not plan, and for cancelling plans on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Soon to be daddy. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the baby announcement design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the baby announcement design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
Most introverts take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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