Spread Cheeks Not Hate Funny Dirty Jokes t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for a text you left on read

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Design: Spread Cheeks Not Hate Funny Dirty Jokes

$16 $24

Spread Cheeks Not Hate Funny Dirty Jokes started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits coffee drinkers and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny big butt t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the big butt print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each big butt piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: farting under the covers, a fart you cannot blame on the dog, a plan you regret agreeing to - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the big butt design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the big butt design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the big butt lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

Good odds. Coffee drinkers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.