Throw-on tee for a takeaway night

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for an appointment you forgot, for a 40 minute shit, and for the third coffee. The funny sarcasm saying artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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