Throw-on tee for a long sit on the toilet

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the sometimes i use words print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The sometimes i use words shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for banging your wife and for an unplanned nap on the sofa, and honestly just as good for a birthday you did not want. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the sometimes i use words design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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