Go-to shirt for an unplanned nap on the sofa

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Your Secrets are Safe with Me Because There is A Good Chance I Wasn't Listening is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each your secrets are safe piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for walking the long way to avoid someone, for the post office queue, and for a dishwasher nobody emptied. Your Secrets are Safe with Me Because There is A Good Chance I Wasn't Listening carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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