Throw-on tee for a dodgy stomach

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Each dead piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for being useless in bed, for a shit you scroll through, and for a quickie on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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