Go-to shirt for a December weekend

Fabric, fit and sizing

The funny math teacher design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Each funny math teacher piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the post-curry shit, for taking a piss, and for a 40 minute shit on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Math Teacher puzzle hallween. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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