Something to wear for the walk of shame

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Panda is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Panda sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. This is everyday wear, not costume: getting laid, a shit you scroll through, the in-laws - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Panda. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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