Something to wear for the office party

Fabric, fit and sizing

The im a hermit crab design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Each im a hermit crab piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for clogging someone else's toilet, for the toilet, and for a shit in a public toilet on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the im a hermit crab design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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