Something to wear for the toilet at your in-laws

Fabric, fit and sizing

The funny halloween design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about There's Some Horrors In This House is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. This is everyday wear, not costume: a 40 minute shit, taking a piss, sitting there long after you finished - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. There's Some Horrors In This House carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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