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Fabric, fit and sizing

The pretend im a traffic design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Pretend I'm A Traffic Cone sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before banging your wife, or on the way to clogging someone else's toilet, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the pretend im a traffic design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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