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Something to wear for the supermarket in December
Design: Egg cited funny Halloween egg excited
Egg cited funny Halloween egg excited started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the egg cited funny halloween print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.
How it is made and shipped
Every egg cited funny halloween order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for hiding from relatives, for a fart you cannot blame on the dog, and for a dodgy stomach. If a shirt is not right, the egg cited funny halloween design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the egg cited funny halloween design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The egg cited funny halloween print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for party guests?
It is one of the safer picks for party guests. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is this only for Christmas?
The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.