Something to wear for getting laid

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Pretend I'm A Celebrity is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Pretend I'm A Celebrity sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Good for the post-curry shit and for banging your wife, and honestly just as good for sitting there long after you finished. A shirt for normal days. Pretend I'm A Celebrity carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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