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Something to wear for taking a piss
Design: Have two titles dad and paw paw and i rock them both
$16
$24
This is the Have two titles dad and paw paw and i rock them both design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the have two titles dad print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.
How it is made and shipped
Each have two titles dad piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for morning wood, for the supermarket in December, and for a booty call on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The have two titles dad artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the have two titles dad design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the have two titles dad artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for holiday hosts?
Most holiday hosts take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is this only for Christmas?
The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.
