Something to wear for being useless in bed

Design: Sorry for what i said while docking the boat

$16 $24

Sorry for what i said while docking the boat is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits beach goers and pontoon captains in particular, and it makes an easy present around summer holidays or beach trips. If you have been searching for a funny sorry for what i t-shirt for beach goers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The sorry for what i design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. High-contrast art that holds up in bright sun and beach photos.

How it is made and shipped

Every sorry for what i order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it over swimwear, on the boat deck, or to a beach bar. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the toilet at your in-laws, for a shit in a public toilet, and for a shit you scroll through on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the sorry for what i design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.