Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes t-shirt by Artful Paws, something to wear for a rainy Tuesday

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Design: Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes

$16 $24

Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny here i am what t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the here i am what print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the toilet at your in-laws, for an argument with a self-checkout, and for a delivery you missed on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the here i am what design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The here i am what artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

For anyone with a dry sense of humour, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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