Something to wear for a piss at 3am

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the bible verse print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The bible verse shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a Monday morning meeting, for a booty call, and for taking a piss on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Can't Throw Stones While Washing Feet. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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