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Design: If It Flies It Spies Theory Birds Aren't Real Funny
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Embrace the playful conspiracy theory with our If It Flies, It Spies shirt. Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of humor and want to showcase their belief in the idea that birds aren't real. Add a dash of intrigue to your style and let others in on the lighthearted secret.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The birds design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
The birds shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a dishwasher nobody emptied, or on the way to an appointment you forgot, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the birds design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the birds design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the birds artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
It works well for anyone with a dry sense of humour. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
