Throw-on tee for a dentist appointment

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Be A Goldfish Vintage is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each animal piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Good for banging your wife and for a dentist appointment, and honestly just as good for a bin bag that split. A shirt for normal days. Be A Goldfish Vintage carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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