Something to wear for a nap you did not plan

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the workout because murder is print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Workout Because Murder Is Wrong is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the walk to the car park, for a text you left on read, and for an ironing pile on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Workout Because Murder Is Wrong carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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