Tee to wear to the shops

Fabric, fit and sizing

The delivery design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each delivery piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the walk of shame, or on the way to farting under the covers, rather than something saved for one day a year. I Don't Have Road Rage You're Just an Idiot carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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