Something to wear for a long sit on the toilet

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the cat herder print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Chief Cat Herder is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. This is everyday wear, not costume: hiding in the bathroom from your family, a shit you scroll through, a long sit on the toilet - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The cat herder artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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