Don't tell me what to do you're not my cat
Throw-on tee for a walk you did not want to take
Design: First we steal your heart then we steal your bed
If you have been hunting for a dog t-shirt, First we steal your heart then we steal your bed is that shirt. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The dog design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of First we steal your heart then we steal your bed sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Wear it to the vet, the dog park or a breed meetup and expect at least one conversation. Good for a shit you scroll through and for a walk you did not want to take, and honestly just as good for a dog walk. A shirt for normal days. First we steal your heart then we steal your bed carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the dog design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the dog artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for dog lovers?
It is one of the safer picks for dog lovers. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Will this work for any breed owner?
The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.
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