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Design: Catch flights not feelings
This is the Catch flights not feelings design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the catch flights not feelings print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each catch flights not feelings piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a dry spell, for a bank holiday with no plans, and for staring at the ceiling. If a shirt is not right, the catch flights not feelings design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the catch flights not feelings design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the catch flights not feelings lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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