Shirt to wear to a first date

Fabric, fit and sizing

Good morning I see the assassins have failed is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The funny shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: a Sunday evening, a birthday you did not want, morning wood - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the funny design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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