My cat thinks i'm cool
Something to wear for a bark at nothing
Design: Hot Dog Looking For A Hallway
If you have been hunting for a hot dog looking for tee, Hot Dog Looking For A Hallway is that shirt. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the hot dog looking for print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about Hot Dog Looking For A Hallway is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Wear it to the vet, the dog park or a breed meetup and expect at least one conversation. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before clogging someone else's toilet, or on the way to a grooming appointment, rather than something saved for one day a year. The hot dog looking for artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the hot dog looking for design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the hot dog looking for lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for dog moms?
Most dog moms take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Will this work for any breed owner?
The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.