I Would Push You In Front Of Zombies To Save My dog
Casual shirt for a dog walk
Design: I was normal two cobs ago
Say it plainly with I was normal two cobs ago, printed fresh for every single order. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the i was normal two print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.
How it is made and shipped
Every i was normal two order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. This is everyday wear, not costume: sleeping in the wet patch, being useless in bed, a grooming appointment - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. I was normal two cobs ago carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the i was normal two design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The i was normal two artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for dog moms?
It is one of the safer picks for dog moms. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Will this work for any breed owner?
The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.
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