You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for the second alarm

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Design: You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt

$16 $24

This is the You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny youre never too old t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each youre never too old piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a 3am fridge raid, for getting laid, and for sitting there long after you finished. You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the youre never too old design come in other colours?

Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the youre never too old design holds up on every option in the list.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

It is one of the safer picks for anyone with a dry sense of humour. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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