Go-to shirt for the school run

Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every im not always rude order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a coffee run, for morning wood, and for the school run on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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