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Design: Red apple
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Red apple is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The red apple design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Red apple sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a wet school run, or on the way to the leg day you skipped, rather than something saved for one day a year. The red apple artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the red apple design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the red apple lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
