Go-to shirt for staring at the ceiling

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the not to brag but print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Not to brag but i totally got out of bed today sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: the grocery store, cancelling plans, a 40 minute shit - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Not to brag but i totally got out of bed today. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions