Go-to shirt for pissing behind a pub

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Corks Are For Quitters is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Corks Are For Quitters sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for a pub round, a BBQ, or a housewarming. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the 4am toilet trip, or on the way to spewing in a hedge, rather than something saved for one day a year. Corks Are For Quitters carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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