Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here To Get Drunk t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for day drinking

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Easy outfit for day drinking

Design: Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here To Get Drunk

$16 $24

Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here To Get Drunk is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits BBQ hosts and cocktail fans in particular, and it makes an easy present around housewarmings or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny alcohol t-shirt for beer lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here To Get Drunk is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.

How it is made and shipped

Every alcohol order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to a cookout, a brewery tour, or a friend's back garden. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a house party, or on the way to texting your ex at 2am, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the alcohol design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the alcohol design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the alcohol lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for BBQ hosts?

For BBQ hosts, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Does it come in bigger sizes?

Yes. Most garments run through to 5XL, and sizing is standard unisex across the range.

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