Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for meeting friends

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Design: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die

$16 $24

This is the Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny dont spot me im t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each dont spot me im piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: a nap you did not plan, running errands, a booty call - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The dont spot me im artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the dont spot me im design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the dont spot me im lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

It is one of the safer picks for anyone with a dry sense of humour. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.