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Go-to shirt for beer shits
Design: I Miss Beer
I Miss Beer, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the alchohol print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.
How it is made and shipped
Every alchohol order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Wear it to a cookout, a brewery tour, or a friend's back garden. Good for a bottomless brunch and for beer shits, and honestly just as good for pissing behind a pub. A shirt for normal days. I Miss Beer carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the alchohol design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The alchohol print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for wine drinkers?
Good odds. Wine drinkers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Does it come in bigger sizes?
Yes. Most garments run through to 5XL, and sizing is standard unisex across the range.
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