Throw-on tee for the 4am toilet trip

Design: First I Drink Coffee Then I Build Things

$16 $24

First I Drink Coffee Then I Build Things started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits BBQ hosts and cocktail fans in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or tailgates. If you have been searching for a funny first i drink coffee t-shirt for beer lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the first i drink coffee print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.

How it is made and shipped

The first i drink coffee shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to a cookout, a brewery tour, or a friend's back garden. This is everyday wear, not costume: day drinking, a barbecue, a blackout you regret - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The first i drink coffee artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.