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Design: Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to A Minimum Today
Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to A Minimum Today started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the lets keep the dumbfuckery print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to A Minimum Today is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a delivery you missed, for staring at the ceiling, and for a fridge with no food. Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to A Minimum Today carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the lets keep the dumbfuckery design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The lets keep the dumbfuckery artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
For anyone with a dry sense of humour, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.
How long does delivery take?
The lets keep the dumbfuckery design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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